Please send in your jokes and I'll post them here to provide a break from all the serious stuff!

What cars do most Norwegians drive? - F(j)iord Fiestas

 

Teacher: "What's your favourite country"
Student: "Czechoslovakia*"
Teacher: "Spell it"
Student: "On second thoughts I think I prefer France"

*(OK - I know it's the Czech Republic and Slovakia but I still like this one - DW.)

From a Geography A Level Project: "The town contains several places to buy food such as a grocers, butcher and a delicate essence."

A Level Upper Sixth lesson on Population Geography.

Teacher: "We're now going to have a look at the UN Population Conference, Cairo, Egypt in 1995".
Student:"Where was it held?"

(Teacher now doing well in recovery room at local hospital!!)

Teacher to new student who has just transferred schools - "Did you do many fieldtrips when you were in Penzance?"
Student, after a few moments of reflection - "Yes, we did a lot of trips - but I don't think we went to many fields".

Whilst doing population work a pupil asked: "Sir..Sir..do Siamese twins count as one or two people?

A Tibetan lady was returning to her hut with two large buckets of water from the stream in the valley far below. She looked up to see smoke coming from the window of her hut. She said: "Oh, my aching back! Oh! my baking yak!"