| Small furry rodent | 10 | pts | |||
| Small mammal | 25 | pts | |||
| Large mammal | 75 | pts | |||
| Bird (any size) | 15 | pts | Bonus | 50 | pts if airborne |
| Small child | 100 | pts | Bonus | 50 | pts if on trike |
| Large child | 150 | pts | Bonus | 50 | pts if on bike |
| High School student | 200 | pts | Bonus | 100 | pts if on skateboard |
| College student | 300 | pts | Bonus | 200 | pts if drunk |
| Anyone on roller blades | 300 | pts | Bonus | 50 | pts if on sidewalk |
| Pedestrian | 50 | pts | Bonus | 25 | pts if holding object/child |
| Jogger/runner | 25 | pts | Bonus | 10 | pts if w/walkman |
| Famous person | 200 | pts | Bonus | 100 | pts if w/security |
| Officer directing traffic | 150 | pts | |||
| Student Security Assistant | 250 | pts | |||
| Resident Assistant | 500 | pts | |||
| Construction worker | 100 | pts | |||
| Snow bank | 50 | pts | Bonus | 50 | pts if covering hard object |
| Any stationary object | 100 | pts | Bonus | 50 | pts if object jumps out at you |
| Any building | 200 | pts | Bonus | 200 | pts if fast food restaurant |
| Entering building with car | 2000 | pts | Bonus | 200 | pts for each occupant in car |
| Any President | 2000 | pts | |||
| Kid Idiot (Police Cadet) | 150 | pts | Bonus | 100 | pts if directing traffic |
| Aeroplane | 1500 | pts | |||
| Boat | 1500 | pts | |||
| Elvis | 2500 | pts | |||
| Any other "dead" person | 1000 | pts | |||
| Any other moving vehicle | 100 | pts | |||
| Anything on wheels | 150 | pts | |||
| Anything not on this list | 150 | pts | |||
| Creator of this list | 1500 | pts | Bonus | 100 | pts if armed |
Bonus Points | |||||
| Person lands on feet | 75 | pts | |||
| Person still possesses object | 100 | pts | |||
| Blonde People | 50 | pts | |||
| Vehicle does not recieve damage | 100 | pts | |||
| No blood on vehicle | 200 | pts | |||
| Larger vehicle | -150 | pts | |||
| Speed trap | -100 | pts+citation | |||
| Citation | -1 | pt per dollar | |||
| Police vehicle | -1000 | pts | |||