"Of course I'm in touch with reality - I can reach out and strangle it anytime!"

Please note that this page is divided into three main sections: the original homepage, the discordian homepage, and my pages about a local band. The sections all have their own indexes, and even sub-indexes, but are also thoroughly inter-linked as well. If you seem to find yourself wandering through a maze of twisty, turny web pages, all alike, then this is probably why. Why not avoid the confusion and save your position... um... I mean, bookmark this page now?

This title page was first created on Wed Apr 10 18:43:17 1996

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The top two count the number of accesses for this page. Please note, this doesn't include people using text browsers, or browsers with graphics turned off, or the times the servers were busy and people didn't wait for the pictures to download, or.... Ermm, let's face it, all you can say is the page has been accessed at least this many times. Or to be completely honest, most of those hits were by me checking the page and you probably don't want to count those. Mind you, I should probably also point out that there was a gap of about a year when this page wasn't updated so no-one bothered to access it. In fact, I don't know why I bother including the counter, it just seems one of the essential parts of a homepage. It's a tradition. Or an old charter. Or something.